born ~ February 2014
~ 55 lbs.
sometimes crate trained
Bagheera decided she had to take matters into her own hands to get adopted. Here’s what she had to say:
(Read in thick Russian accent)
Hello. My name is Bagheera. You know, that large, black panther cat on The Jungle Book. Yes, yes, that one. Just like that Bagheera, I like man cub.
You see, I am a stubborn woman and I do not like the pups. I have my ways. I like these ways. These ways are good. I do not need puppy banter. And cats… I will eat them. Ok, I don’t eat cat but I will chase. I do not like cat. I like man cub. You want me? I need to be only fur-baby. No others. I will be perfect for warming your couch and doing, how they say… Netflix & chill. All I need is happy home with food and toy. This is it. Nothing else.
You want to know more about me? Ok, I say this. I am three years and I am good at this size. If you feed me more, I get fatter. This is ok. I am ok with crate. I do not love crate, but I can do crate. I know where potty is. But sometimes it’s best to leave me in crate until I know my new home. Because carpet is tempting. But only when I am bored and alone. These jaws are strong. Very strong. They chew great holes. But don’t worry. They only chew holes in toys. Dog toys. No holes in furniture, no holes in rug, no holes in dog bed. But sometimes shoe… if shoe is there, and I there, and you not there… but I only did this once. And Mum still wears this shoe.
Walking is ok. I excite when I see leash, but summer is hot. I am black. Black fur and hot sun do not mix well. Please understand, I enjoy leash but I also enjoy Netflix & chill. Water is good. Better than vodka. I like taking breaks in kid pool. Very nice. I also like the treats. All treats. I get BarkBox once a month; I think Mum likes this better than me. But BarkBox is good. New treats. But I am not picky. All treats is good treats. I will share my treats and my toys with humans. This is fine. I no guard my toys and bones. What purpose has this? None. You share your food, I share mine. This is only fair.
You like what you see? You fill out application. I wait for you. Mum knows best. Don’t hesitate. You can’t resist this. Apply. Now. For Bagheera, lover of man cub. Is ok if you are big, small, tall, short. No discrimination. Just adopt me. I be your one and only. This is good.
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